Monday, August 12, 2013

dishevelled appropriation according to carine roitfeld

Sweats of any variety should only be made in the textile of cashmere or wool or gold or panda meat. Could we even call these pants sweats? Yes and no. This is a context based question, where, if one happens to mosey into fashion week with said sweats then you have a slim fitting cashmere pant. On the contrary, if you wear them to the dentist, then we have an issue to address.

"Not cool."

Carine, who left Vogue to pursue her own magazine - CR Fashion Book - is coming out with a documentary. We get a slim look into her life and she may, or may not explain the reasoning for her signature eyeliner and greasy hair. She's been married for 30 years because the key to sustaining that long of a marriage is a good blow job.

The film almost acts as a sequel to The September Issue starring Anna Wintour which was released back in 2009. That film delved into the life of Wintour and the release of the bible. The secular variety is what I am referring to. I don't give a fuck if it's a derivative of said documentary. I want to be a Roitfeld.

Marvel the trailer here.

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