Wednesday, September 24, 2014

analyzing service speeds


All I can offer you right now is a screenshot grab because I'm in the midst of a self-taught education program with YouTube. I am learning Photoshop. I'm learning how to crop, copy and paste and add sepia tones. I already know that basic shit. I might as well enrol in the ADVANCED classes because I'm super precocious.

In exciting e-commerce news, Mr. Porter announced that they'll offering next-day shipping to Toronto. I'm well aware that the denizens of Toronto like to complain a whole fucking lot about absolutely the most unnecessary shit. Toronto, while you are allotted a certain amount of complaining time, direct that aggression to the TTC: the wait times, the sardines packed streetcars and subways that seem to non-chalantly bypass potential passengers, the fare hikes, et al.

Remedy the aforementioned aggression by ordering the Ami shearling-collar wool bomber jacket to have it delivered to you by tomorrow, but can't wear until it actually gets, yah know, cold. Notice how the jacket is styled with heather grey pants? HEATHER GREY PANTS!!

Speedy service at an exorbitant price. The price per wear, though, is a different story.


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